Howdy everyone! It’s spooky season and I am here to deliver your fates for this October.

Aries: March 21- April 19

Aries, my darlings! I have an inkling that you may get stressed over picking a Halloween costume. Here are my ideas: a succulent. It is fantastic and easy. If that is too basic for you, you could always try being a slice of Swiss cheese. Your lucky numbers are 43 and 234.

Taurus- April 20- May-20

Taurus, what’s up??? I feel like it’s been soooo long since I’ve given you advice so here it is: download the Property Brothers game. I’m legit on level 7702 so I kinda know what I’m doing. Its so fun and I 10/10 recommend. Therefore, your lucky numbers are 7702 and 1010.

Gemini- May 21- June 20

Gemini, oh Gemini, you and I are like peas in a pod. I actually am not a huge fan of peas so maybe we have beef this month. I say you should engage in an activity you would not normally participate in. Perhaps that means doing your homework or actually getting a decent amount of sleep…. Your lucky numbers are 23 and 45.

Cancer: June 21-July 22

OMG my fellow Cancers! Since I am a Cancer I am telling you what to do and you have to listen. Watch all of Grey’s Anatomy (including the spin-offs). Season 18, Episode 2 kicks off tonight and you bet I will be watching. It seems daunting but I promise it’s not. Just trust me. Your lucky numbers are 346 and 347.

Leo: July 23-August 22

Sup Leos :))) Can you do me a favor? I really really really need a new Dunkin order. I am so bored of my medium iced coffee with French vanilla swirl and oat milk. Its so good so my advice is that you should try it, however, after getting it every single day my taste buds need something new. Your lucky numbers are 4653 and 2.

Virgo: August 23-September 22

Lovely Virgos, I have a bone to pick. Not necessarily with you, but I am taking it out on you. Starbucks now closes at 3. THREE! What is that? I know they are probably short-staffed and have their reasons but I’m sad. I want my lemondade at 5pm. Your lucky numbers are 34 and 1. 

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Libra: September 23-October 22

Libras, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH!!! Whooohoooooo! Yayayayayyayay! Try not to party too hard and make sure that in Snapchat you have your birthday put in so you get fun messages from people. Your lucky numbers are 78 and 346078.

Scorpio: October 23-November 21

Dear Scorpio, I am so proud of you. You are doing so well and I just wanted to say that. My advice is to keep vibing and thriving and perhaps start listening to Christmas music a little earlier than usual. Your lucky numbers are 568 and 1893.

Sagittarius: November 22-December 21

Sagittarius, this month you need to stop eating out every single day. I’m serious. Your bank account CANNOT handle the constant Chipotle, Dunkin, Chick-fil-a, and McDonalds. Learn to meal prep and cook. Your body and wallet will thank both of us. Your lucky numbers are 24 and 21.

Capricorn: December 22-January 19

Capricorns, hello icons. I seriously feel like you need to avoid anyone or anything that begins with the letter C. It’s freaking me out how much the energies do not align between the two of you. *shudders* Your lucky numbers are 45 and 245.

Aquarius: January 20-February 18

Aquarius, how is it going? I’m kidding, you can’t respond to me. Instead you should spend your time learning how to tie a tie. You may not need to know this now or in the near future, but one day you will need to and you will thank me when that time comes. Your lucky numbers are 2354 and 23570.

Pisces: February 19-March 20

Spicy Pisces!! I got inspired by Olivia Rodrigo in that. So now my advice is to listen to SOUR on repeat. It is so good and if you stopped listening to it, start again. Thats all. Your lucky numbers are 29386 and 23805.